A fictional pass issued/approved (verbally written or text) by your significant other to get out of the house to hangout or go shopping with your friends.
ie. Johnny was able to hangout with his friends last night because his wife issued him a kitchen pass (KP). (UrbanDictionary.com)
Because I have no friends in Virginia, the "kitchen pass" has taken on a new meaning when my wife hands me the reigns to cook in our own kitchen. (This can be dangerous on occasion...)
On tonight's menu, Spaghetti and Meatballs!

1/2 lb meat
1 jar spaghetti sauce
a little pepper
garlic powder
some onion powder
egg (for making the balls)
mozzarella cheese
& spaghetti
I won't go into too many details, but the apartment is still standing, Hank and Z are alive, and all 5 pots and pans are clean and drying, not soaking in the sink (inside joke). Tomorrow it's canned gumbo, and I'll gladly turn in my "kitchen pass" on Saturday to my wonderful wife.
-John
Good job John!
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